Wednesday 18 September 2013

Macho macchiato, to go.

Great news from Hollywood! Kelsey Grammer, aka Frasier, is at last joining the cast of the macho-packed, body-strewn, ammo-fest movie franchise, The Expendables. Led by griselled veteran, Sly Stallone of Rocky I-XXVI fame, Kelsey will be beside himself with anticipation about his first day on set with a pantheon of action immortals who just refuse to die. Kelsey: "Good morning everyone, Sly, Arnie, Jet, Dolph, Jason, Jean-Claude, Wesley, can anyone tell me where I get the chocolate sprinkles for my Javan raspberry caramel macchiato?" The reply, I venture, will be terse.

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