Lib Dems - over the top

At last! The waiting's over. The hearts are pounding, the adrenalin is pumping, the sinews have tightened. The rifles are loaded and cocked. The whistles have sounded. ''Over the top, lads. For God, Queen and Cleggie!"

                                 Photo shows Lib Dems in Glasgow today.

 The Lib Dem army has seized on a just cause worth dying for. After years of political torpor, trenchfoot, and meagre rations, the troops are ready to bound into action, wade through the mud and barbed wire of coalition compromise.
 This is it. The Big Push. The  Donkeys have devised a cunning plan for their Lions, worthy of Private Baldrick himself. General Clegg has devised a masterstroke to change the course of the whole campaign. "We're going to invent a new mansion tax for properties worth over £2m!" he announced to his loyal divisions. "One we'll die in the trenches for!"
Beware of what you wish for, General.
The voting public might just grant it.